Friday, January 18, 2008

The 6 Most Unsettling Medication Side Effects

Most of them only happen to an infinitesimally small group of people, but they can still happen.
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Alli

Alli is a weight-loss medication that prevents fat absorption.
Side effects may include ...
nothing major, mind you, just things like "gas with oily spotting."
a polite way of describing a fart that spackles your chair with a greasy stain of ass buckshot
Requip
Side effects may include ...
"an unusual urge to gamble or increased sexual urges and/or behaviors."
Propecia

The fear of hair loss grips many a man
Side effects may include ...
"gynecomastia,"
means boobs
that can make milk
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Accutane
acne treatments
Side effects may include ...

Side effects can include crying spells, rectal bleeding and bone fractures.
hepatitis, psychosis and hirsutism
Zoloft

Anti-depressant
Side effects may include...
a "persistent, painful erection."

This awful wood you're sporting also has the advantage of shooting blanks
"ejaculation failure"
Levaquin

Treating bacterial infections
Side effects may include ...

It can turn you into a vampire.
it can kill your ability to handle sunlight
called "phototoxicity,"
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